It has come to my attention that alongside being one of the best looking guys in the world I am also one of the kindest, funniest and humble people ever. Having been described as being 'just like Jesus, but sexy' (by Radio Times) I continue to be modest and an inspiration to everyone around me. Until now I have been relatively unrewarded for all my greatness and it's becoming slightly insulting. Fortunately I present to you below an opportunity redeem you and your selfish ways.
That is all. Bye.